The staff at Verde PR & Consulting brings you a holiday gift guide resembling something like a white trash Etsy for the #athlete, #foodie, #geek or other hashtag in your life. Just as varied as the foods on your holiday dinner plate, this list is a side of novelty with a side of innovation topped with a steaming pile of Tebow. Happy holidays!
For the athlete…
No, this gift won’t tell your loved one that they’re useless “until overtime” but it will show off the lovely stripes of Tim Tebow, the best thing to happen to Colorado since snow. $22 http://bit.ly/tOAd6l
For the bespectacled…
Why get Lasik when this shirt is fashionable, a wearable smudge remover, and guaranteed effective?$89 http://bit.ly/smxWXL
For the foodie…
It seems like you can’t go out to eat anymore without being offered a bacon accoutrement; in your martinis, on your cupcakes, it’s everywhere it shouldn’t be! Whatever happened to a good ol’ 4 inch tall bacon sandwich? We suggest wrapping with a bow.
For the cyclist…
Who needs short tracks or crit races this summer when you can cut the grass and get a workout in at the same time? Build the cyclist in your life their very own bike-mow. John Deere? Pshaw.
For the classy alcoholic…
A tweed-wrapped flask? You betcha. Throw it in your Gucci trench coat and hit the town, helping you maintain your alcoholism discretely and in style. $22 http://etsy.me/t4B4C2
For the bare-walled social media zealot…
Get righteous with your check-ins, fight the powers that ‘like’, and update your boring white walls’ status with one of these propaganda-themed social posters. $7 http://etsy.me/uf2yUp
For the Movemberist…
Know someone whose lip pelt didn’t quite cut it this Movember? Give them the glory their genetics didn’t with a Beardhead. $30 http://bit.ly/vooQfs
For the overachiever…
Do you have a special someone that works hard/plays hard? Get them the gift that lets them knock out both at the same time. For the gym, on the mountain, at the pub. Great for women and men of all ages. $29 http://bit.ly/rVSDmB
